Headcanon that Technoblade has an iron deficiency so sometimes he'll just stand up too fast and have to sit back down.
So Tommy is just talking shit to Technoblade
And Techno stands up because he's about to beat Tommy's ass
But he has to sit down again
Because he has an iron deficiency
Or maybe sometimes he just fucking faints
Why does this bring me so much joy
Like
He's such a powerful character
Much god complex
But then
Sometimes
He just fucking faints after standing up too quickly
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Dream SMP Headcanons and Oneshots
FanfictionShort stories occasionally broken up by a headcanon idea that I'm sitting on writing. Also for me to get over writer's block.
