Ash: Remember that one time when I got a part time job.
Gary: oh yeah I remember that
Misty: I filmed that, I still got it on my phone too.
(Flashback)
Ash: BUTTSCRATCHER!
BUTTSCRATCHER!
BUTTSCRATCHER!
some guy: BUTTSCRATCHET
another guy: BUTTSCRATCHER
guy 3: BUTTSCRATCHER
-soon enough-
crowd: BUTTSCRATCHER! (Repeated)
Police: Son, I'm going to have to arrest you now, but first a buttscratcher?
Ash: sure -hands him a one then gets cuffed up and taken away-
(Now)
Ash: What I didn't know buttscratcher selling, or selling at the SuperBowl wwas illegal, and that a Super Bowl wasn't a bowl of a soup contest at all.
Gary: Well now you do Ashy Boy -laughs-
Misty: -while attempting to keep her laughter in- Y-Yeah, now you...KNOW! -starts howling in laughter so much she starts to cry-
Ash: Heyyy stop it. Nevermind, I have a date with my fridge in always.
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
