Pikachu: Hey ketchup it's only us here,dont worry about a thing baby.
Ketchup: What the Oh Pikachu you really did get rid of everyone.
Pikachu: Just for you 😘
Ketchup: Awe
Pikachu: Hey do you Mind if I used my Ekans on you tonight.I have Charzaird as our protection.
Ketchup: Eww no no no....
Pikachu: What da matter sweet cakes
Ketchup: Pikachu I have something to tell you.
Pikachu: What is it love?
(Ketchup's status is taken by Mustard.)
Pikachu: Oh hell no mustard.
Mustard: Oi Pikachu Back off my lady.
(After an hour long fight Pikachu backed off and found another bottle of ketchup and was banned along with mustard.)
Ash Ketchum: What the hell this just keeps getting creepier and creepier.
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HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words