Pikachu Hates Mustard

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Pikachu: Hey ketchup it's only us here,dont worry about a thing baby.

Ketchup: What the Oh Pikachu you really did get rid of everyone.

Pikachu: Just for you 😘

Ketchup: Awe

Pikachu: Hey do you Mind if I used my Ekans on you tonight.I have Charzaird as our protection.

Ketchup: Eww no no no....

Pikachu: What da matter sweet cakes

Ketchup: Pikachu I have something to tell you.

Pikachu: What is it love?

(Ketchup's status is taken by Mustard.)

Pikachu: Oh hell no mustard.

Mustard: Oi Pikachu Back off my lady.

(After an hour long fight Pikachu backed off and found another bottle of ketchup and was banned along with mustard.)

Ash Ketchum: What the hell this just keeps getting creepier and creepier.

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