May: -dancing around and then accidentally breaks the shelf of ribbons and trophies and awards-
CRAP.
* a few minutes after*
May: Hey Mom Dad...I sorta kinda...IM A VEGETARIAN
-few minutes later-
May: MOM DAD I AM A 'SHOVEL' SALESPERSON
-another few minutes later-
May: MOM...DAD...I'M LESBIAN
-few minutes later-
May: Mom Dad... I'm pregnant with Drew's child and we're naming it April
-another few minutes later-
May: Mom Dad... I'm going to quit school because Drew said we could could get money off his new mix tape.
-another few minutes later-
May: Mom Dad I-
Max: I accidentally broke the shelf and all of the trophies got dented and the ribbons got filthy.
Caroline: MAX!
Max: Chill I cleaned them and I have a dude conning by to fix the shelf and un dent the trophies free of charge.
Caroline: AND THATS WHY YOURE MY FAVORITE.And may are you serious about all that crap you said.
May: No...
Caroline: good thing we raised the two of you right!
Norman: Yeah especially Max.
May: -depressed sad May noises-
Max: May...You owe me,you have some trophies to un dent and fix the shelf.
May: Damn....
YOU ARE READING
Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
