May: Hey were gonna have a tea party
Drew: Why would I do someth- (suddenly wearing a fancy suit and tie) AW MAN, MOTHERFUCKER NOT AGAIN
May: Aww you look handsome (In a pretty dress)
Drew: Shiiit I'm not gonna live through this. This is even worse then the time that I was forced to be in a cave with this chick. And what's even worse is that I walked into this.
May: What was that sweetie
Drew: NOTHING
May: I heard what you said -tearing up- I-I thought we were friends
Drew: we ARE friends
May: Y-You S-Sure?
Drew: Yep now let's have one hell of a tea party.
May: alright Mr. Elephant, Ms. Toro, Mr. Rono, Mr Troppy. (all plush) let me get your chairs for you.
(Later)
Gary: It's official, Drew is one of them
Ash: we lost a valuable solider today
Paul: yes we did -tears up-
Gary: he was once one of us
Ash: we all were total idiots, we were all idiots together
Paul: I have no idea but I was totally the smartest one here. Just saying.
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Pokemon Facebook
ЮморWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
