Gary: alright losers,we have to save the world
Drew: But how?
Ash: we go on a happy trip around the world.
Leaf: I love traveling,shopping, shiny things,parties and I LOVE musicals.
-rambles-
Eevee: -appears-
Gary: OMFG WTF DO I DO OMG OMG OMG WTF DO I DOOOO
Leaf: -demonically- SMASH ITS SKULL OPEN AND BEAT IT TO DEATH.
Gary: SORRY DOG -hits with a baseball bat hoping it's still alive-
Eevee: -dies- WHHYYY
Gary: Nooo. Oh I got a cookie, muffin, a dick point, an animal abuse charge, HEY, ooh another cookie.
Phone: -rings-
Gary: -answers- Hello?
Gary's Dad: hello son, I just forwarded 5000 dollars in your bank account, for spend it all in one place, or do I don't care, bye son.
Gary: Bye Dad. Alright Loser make something for me.
Drew: Okay -a couple if minutes later- Here.
Gary: It's just a lame ass yo yo
Drew: that's when your wrong, friend, it's a chainsaw yo yo, try it out yourself.
Gary: okay -tries it and it slices Drews face in half and he dies-
Ash: YOU MURDERED HIM, HE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE -cries-
May: Bitch please. Oh sorry, bye.
Gary: -kills Ash- Well Leaf, it's just you me and the devil watching over us.
Leaf: Is this him
Pikachu: Pika?
Gary: -drops his bat on the ground-
You know what...im done...im outta here...this is crap.
Leaf: Huh...
Pikachu: -shrugs his shoulders- Meh
-leaves-
Leaf: Okay then -leaves-
YOU ARE READING
Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
