Brock: hey guys,what do you know, I'm alive it's quite a miracle isn't it? Anyways this is me again with April.
April: OMFG WHY DID YOU POST IT ON YOUTUBE, EVERYONE THINKS IM A FUCKING CRAZY PERSON
Brock: It's about time somebody tells the truth around here...
April: Brock....
Brock: anyways we still don't get along for example this morning
(Flashback)
Brock: HURRY UP I NEED TO PEE.
April: Waxing myself...lalalala
Brock: IF YOUR SHAVING YOUR ARMPITS THERES A WEEDWAKER OUTSIDE FOR THAT NASTY SHIT
April: SHUT UP YOU CAN WAIT.
Brock: Ughhhh OPEN THE DORR
OR ILL PISS ON YOUR BED.
( 5 minutes later)
Brock: Yes I almost have my hand through the door
April: NOT SO FAST MOTHERFUCKER. -stoma on his hand really hard-
Brock: ( while wincing and doing other noises from the pain) AWW SHIT SHIT SHIT IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU BITCH HOW COULD YOU I THOUGH WE WERE SIBLINGS
Rock (One of Brock's cousins that was visiting at the time): He boy you want some WHAT THE HELL
Brock: Oh no thanks rock I'm fine...
Rock: WHY U DO THIS TO ME
(present)
Brock: Yeah I found more ways to annoy her like this one, Hey sis
- barges into her room-
April: it's rude to barge in like that, show some manners dumbass.
Brock: so what are you watching?
April: could you not.
Brock: CAN YOU EVEN??, anyways who's that character right there? she's the really ugly and fat one
April: Where?
Brock: ITS YOU UGLY
April: IM GONNA FUCKINH KILL YOU MUDAH FUCKUH
Brock: Oh shit
( later)
Brock: wow is survived Wave 2, man this is weird. Anyways my sister actually has emotions. Like this.
(Later, again)
Brock: -In a taco coustume with a sombrero and a fake mustache holding two large maracas- CHA CHA CHA MOTHERFUCKER.
April: HOLY SHIT -dies-
Brock: WHAT NO NO NO YOU CANT DIE DONT YOU KNOW ILL BE KILLED BY MOM, NO NO NO YOU CANT DIE -cries-
April: -suddenly wakes up laughing-
HAHA SUCKER
Brock: MOTHER FUCKER,
anyways guys this is my sister April no get out of here before I push you in the pool.
April: not in these clothes
Brock: To bad -throws her in the pool-
April: WHY I OUTTA
Brock: SHIT -runs-
YOU ARE READING
Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
