May: Hello I'm May and today we're going to learn about a explosive element called Francuim. Mostly because it doesn't mix well with the
Alkaline Earth Metals.
Gary: What da fuck is this shit.
May: Gary this is chemistry.
Gary: OH SWEET LETS BLOW SHIT UP.
May: NO DONT DO THAT ITS BAD.
Gary: -maniacal Gary noises-
Francium: -blows up-
Gary: HOLY FUCK. CANT HEAR SHIT! WAIT...MY SEXY EYEBROWS WHERE DID THEY GO.
Gary's eyebrows: Why did you do this to me bruh. -dies-
Gary's ears: THE PAIN OH THE PAIN IT HURTS LIKE HELL
May: and this is why you don't let idiots like Gary in the lab.
(Later a funeral service was held for Gary's eyebrows)
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
