Leaf: Hey girls
Dawn: Good morning Leaf
Misty: Hey have you heard that selfie song? we should annoy the guys with taking selfies everywhere,and I mean everywhere >:)
May uploaded a new picture on her wall.
(May taking a selfie in the mall bathroom.)
Misty: What the...you would still be asleep...and you didn't invite us either.
May: Cause I Can.
Dawn: I'm comming.
May: I already left.
Dawn uploaded a new picture on her profile.
(Dawn was in her car)
Misty: Let me take a selfie
May: I'm taking a selfie
Dawn: Drinking tea selfie
Leaf: Piano selfie
Misty: Starbucks non drinking selfie
Dawn: At The mall security guard selfie
Misty: Drinking my starbucks selfie
May: Eating candy selfie
Leaf: Stalking selfie
Dawn: Trying on new make up selfie
Leaf: Eating bacon selfie
May: LEAF YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT ENVY SELFIE.
Leaf: Smirking,OH HELL YA I DID SELFIE.
May: Duckface Selfie
Dawn: Trying on new clothes selfie
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Taking a shit on the toilet selfie.
Ash Ketchum: Watching Gary taking a massive shit on the toilet selfie.
Drew: Watching Ash watching Gary take a massive shit on the toilet selfie.
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Wiping my ass selfie.
Paul: Not giving a fuck selfie
Drew: Taking a selfie with Gary's shit on the toilet.
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Crying at my piece of shit,it felt like childbirth 😭😂☺️
Ash Ketchum: Taking a selfie with Gary's child.Its so beautiful 😭😂😪
Dawn: Wtf is with you people these days,and Paul finally got on. 😕😐
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Ash Ketchum: Damn r we famous all of the sudden or something...
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Leaf: Why would you take a selfie of and with Bae's poop.
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Cause we can.
Ash Ketchum: What he said.
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( a week later)
Dawn: Well...we shouldn't have done that,but it was funny.
Ash Ketchum: It was so worth getting banned for a week on here.
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Got that right.
Leaf: Ha that was funny though...
Paul: Meh
May: Leaf...Bacon...pudding...remember 😠
Leaf: Yeah yeah,sorry let me treat ya on lunch on me then okay,just stop sending me death glares just because I had bacon and you didn't. 😒😓
May: You're forgiven...For now Leaf Green.
Leaf: Cool, May Maple...
Drew: Totally creeping me out...
May: Shut it....Hayden....
Leaf: Yeah....this is our thing...
Drew: Bye then.
* everyone logs off *
Barry: alright let's hope in not late again....
(15 minutes later)
Barry: MOTHERFUCKER SJ IEIE SIE IS DIEHEVV RAGE QUIT 😠😤
*Barry logged off*
Ash Ketchum: Man seeing Barry Rage quit is to funny😂😂😂
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*Ash logged off*
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
