Gary: There's this thing called shittens.
Ash: Bro you didn't know till now.
Drew: yeah get with the program,I finally got mine in the mail after ordering them 3 days ago their so good.
May: Aww shittens,Get it aww shit. heheh
Gary: what are they exactly.
Everyone: -gasps- SHUN HIM.
Brock: what happened.
Drew: Gary Don't know what shittens are.
Brock: -gasps- I can't even... do you believe in unicorns
Gary: No...
Brock: SHUN THE NON BELIEVER
-turns away-
Drew: Dude these shittens are majestic as fuck,just feel how soft they are.
Brock: am I petting a kitty cat - sparkle eyed-
Gary: whut... yeah I'm just going to look this on the internet and just go away because your being a major creep about toilet time mittens or something like that.
Ash: Gary, Shittens are simply not toilet time stuff.
Gary: okay then -leaves- creeps.
The guys (except Gary): -giggling about shittens-
Ash: so majestic
May: Hello... anyone listing to me...?
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
