Red: Bulbasaur is the best starter.
Green (M): hell nah man Charmander is
Blue (F): Nooo boys Squirtle is. Right cutie pie -gets all close to him-
Green: Pesky Woman.
Red: I have no idea what drugs you are smoking but Bulbasaur is the best.
Green: Charmander is
Red: No Bulbasaur
Green: No Charmander is
Red: No Bulbasaur is
Green: Charmander
- 30 minutes pass with the back to back Charmander and Bulbasaur still going on-
Blue: guys.... seriously....
Yellow: Red.....
Red: Bulbasaur
Green: Charmander
Red: Charmander
Green:....HAHAHAHA YES I WON, FINALLY!!!! SUCK IT RED.
Red: it was a slip of the tounge.
Green: sure about that, didn't look like it.
Red: Shut up....
Green: -snickers-
Red: Why I outta ARRHHH
-starts to fight green-
Green: -starts to fight red-
* a few minutes later Yellow and Blue had to stop their fight and they never talked about this forsaken moment*
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words