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Red Rages On about SSBB4

Red: Well....today is all about me really....this is just so akward.... 😕

Ssbb:Well it looks like Pokemon Trainer @Red won't be in the new edition but you can follow him and we can only hope he'll come back for now. But on the good side,Meta Knigjt has been confirmed for our new installment.

Red:WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM NOT ON THERE,

GREENINJA IS BUT IM NOT AKE UE SOS

I USBEI EJE SIEBIS. 😡😡😡

(And Red Rages on...)

Lucas:What do you know...we have something in common besides our age and foods... 😐

Ness: AND I WAS A FRIGGIN VETERAN AND NOW THEY WONT LET ME IN. 😱😢

Jigglypuff: I feel ya bro.... I was once a veteran like you. 😔

Red: YOU TWO BACK TO EARTHBOUND,WE'LL TALK LATER 😤

Lucas:ACTUALLY ITS MOTHER 😖

Ness: Poor Ninten though...he doesn't even make an appearance in any installment yet he was the first one in our series,though could he be my dad...?

Red:LEAVE I AM RAGING. 😠🔥😠🔥😠

Pikachu: THEN I SHALL RAGE WITH YOU

Squirtle: YES IT FEELS AS I HAVE BEEN REPLACED NOW I HAVE A REASON TO RAGE AND I WAS THE FUCKING ORIGINAL WATER TYPE RAAAAAA!!!!!

Ivysaur: yeah...they just replaced us all...with the new pokemon...like we were left on a shelf like a toy that'll never get played with again.... 😢

Charzaird: THATS IT THOSE BASTARDS HAVENT SEEN ME AT MY FINEST. 😡😡😡

(In the end,the characters who didn't make it went on strike and all eventually got banned and Lucas,Ice Climbers, and Ness were laughing their asses off watching the whole thing being the innocent cutie pies they are...or are they innocent...)