(Outside of school)
Gary: Hmmm Misty Waterflower sure is something.
Paul: okay... (busy playing Clash of Clans)
Gary: unlike that other rather violent girl -scowls-
Leaf: -lazily- you sure are persistant, ready to never be able to walk to school again?
Gary: you will eat those words as you bow down to me, your ruler as you are my slave as we have kids together.
Paul: Dude, I would have phrased that differently but...GOD DAMMIT!
Gary: Shut it Paul, you're just jealous.
Leaf -gets really mad- HEY PAUL YOU'LL VOUCH FOR ME RIGHT, THIS IS SELF DEFENSE
Paul: I guess he's the one that started it anyways...moron.
Gary: YOULL PAY LEAF GREEN.
-suddenly gets kicked really hard all over his body by Leaf and her really fast kicks-
Leaf: HEY PAUL, MOVE OUTTA THE WAY
Paul: hmm -looks over and sees a trashcan, a small one, then moves out of the way-
Leaf: -kicks Gary straight into the trash can-
Gary: Ughh -tries to move- HEEELLPP
Leaf: you'll fall if you let go.
Gary: -frightened Gary noises-
Leaf: so you don't? -kicks him fully inside the trash can-
(Hours later)
Gary: GOD DAMNIT RRAAGGHHHH
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
