Ash Ketchum: Hey Gary,do you remember the other day when,Me,You and the guys hung out?
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Oh yeah,Drew must've not taken that to lightly when he saw her with Brenden,Yeah,he was obviously jealous for sure.
Drew: No I wasn't.
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Dude,you don't just start cussing out and getting ticked at a dude you don't really know for no reason man...
Drew: No I wasn't doing that and I wasn ejebufneieniendienie
Ash Ketchum :Dafuq
Drew: May brought her Delcatty over for me to babysit and it hasn't left me alone since.
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Wait you use the computer,dude XD Nobody uses the computer unless your a grandma or grandpa.
Professor Oak: What was that boy!?!
Gary Motherfucking Oak:Crap we er....um....
Professer Oak: Garett Samuel Oak....
Gary Motherfucking Oak logged off.
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Drew: I totally wasn't jealous.
Ash Ketchum: Okay then...
Professor Oak:And that's why you don't make fun or disrespect your elders...they can do some things to haunt you.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah got you there Professor.
Drew: Well this turned awkward....
Drew Logged off.
Ash Ketchum: Welp...Im alone now...
Misty: Hi Ash!
Ash Ketchum:Yep totally awkward.
Misty: ASH YOU BONEHEAD. 😠
Ash Ketchum logged off.
Misty: Ugh boys.....
Dawn: Tell me about it,I just wasted 2 hours tryin to get Paul to get on here.
May: And I made a mistake for getting this thing called Vanilla Pudding.
Misty:...May is everything you know related to food.
May: Not all but most...Either way,The other day I hung out with Brenden.I saw the guys and Drew looked pissed. Hmmmm.....
Dawn: May it's pretty obvious that Drew likes you as much as you like him and was jealous too.
Misty: Yeah gotta agree with her on that.
May: Really.
Drew: Oh hey guys...Guys? crap....
Misty: NOT SO FAST DREW.
Drew: Shit
Drew Logged off
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Misty: Well we can't help it,boys are way too confusing.
Dawn: Yep....
May: Totally.
Leaf: Right on.
*the girls logged off*
Ash Ketchum: Alright Drew,the girls are gone.
Drew: Thank The Lord
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Hey dudes.
Misty: Hey guys.
May: Yeah,hey
Dawn: Hey guys <3
Leaf: BAE （≧∇≦）
Gary Motherfucking Oak:Hey girls....GUYS ABORT ABORT MISSION
*the guys logged off*
*the girls logged off*
Barry:Hello...Ash you still owe me...GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOUR ALL GONE AGAIN.
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
