Drew: (at his house crying because of his new Jays, that are ruined)
Ash: (using a banana as a gun)
911 WHATS THE EMERGENCY
Drew: -crying, pointing to his shoes-
Gary: -comes busting through Drew's door to see his -Drew's- new Jays ruined, he gasped, teared up and went to Drew's side- SOMEBODY CALL THE AMBULANCE
Ash: Seriously... it's probably a thing I'll never get, oh it's my phone. -little einsteins theme plays- Hello? Oh hey Mist?
Misty, on the phone: What are you doing?
Ash: Just watching Gary and Drew cry over Drew's ruined Jays.
Misty: -gasps- GUYS EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT OKAY, GARY,DREW, EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT. JUST WHY THE JAYS -while crying-
Paul, who came in the last minute with a banana gun: you've gotta be kidding me...
Ash: you too...?
Paul: Yep... not givin a damn, it's only a pair of shoes.
Ash: ain't that the truth...
Drew and Gary, while bawling: NO *sniffles* THERE *sniffles* NOT!
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
