Misty: Fire flies is the best song ever!!!
Dawn: One Direction Up All Night man...
Misty: YOU KNOW NOTHING
May: what are we talking about?
Leaf: yeah
Misty: Which song is better
May: Out of Fire Flies and Up All Night, Fire Flies, but I prefer it when the guys sing it like that one time we forced then to sing.
Leaf: What May said, but for Up All Night.
Dawn: YES YOUR ON MY SIDE.
Misty: Well I guess this is okay.
May: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!! -a few second later- Oh... I see.
Misty:It's not like that, I need you!
May: Fine!
Misty: Yay!
Dawn: Wait let's not fight, and just make the guys sing both songs with our 'special' ways.
May: YES I LIKE THAT IDEA!
Leaf: Me too
Misty: okay.
(Later)
Guys: -whimpering and shaking as they hang for life on a branch in a tree-
Girls: HEY GUYS WHERE ARE YOU!
Drew: -farts-
May: I HEARD THAT, GIRLS, OVER HERE I FOUND THEM
Gary: Dammit Drew
Ash: Man...UUUGHH this sucks
Paul: -glares at Drew-
Drew: I had to sorry please spare me
Gary: were gonna sacrifice you
Ash and Paul: -gasp in shock and has eyes open-
Drew: I lived a good life...
Gary: that's what you get.
Drew: but I ain't going alone -breaks the branch the guys were on-
Gary: DAMN YOU DREWWW
Ash: WHHYYY
Paul: SOMETHING STUUUPIDDD
Drew: -troll face- Totally worth my life
-dies or what looks like it-
May: WAIFU -cries- -looks at the girls- Monsters... my WAIFU DIED, HE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
Guys: DREEW -cries-
Girls: - whimpering and shaking- Sorry May...
May: -turns demon- YOURE ALL GONNA DIE NOW ARRGGHHH
-chases after the other girls-
The other girls: -runs away with lighting fast speed-
(Later)
Misty, Dawn, and Leaf all went to the hospital with broken limbs. Drew was miraculously revived, and May was still mad but relived.
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
