Leaf: Gary's been hanging out with another girl...
He hasn't talked to me in awhile,is it bad...Vould he be cheating on me as bae.
Dawn: I highly doubt that he'll cheat on you as Bae but lately I have been having second thoughts too.
Misty: ooh I have been listening and I have an idea to see if he does think of you as bae,well main bae at that....
Leaf: what do you mean 😢
May: Ooh I can hook you up with one of my guy friends and then say he's bae,Man Gary's reaction though....
Leaf: Ooo I see I see now.
(3 hours later)
Leaf has changed her relationship status to Taken.
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Leaf...WHY U DO THIS TO MEEE 😭😪😢
Leaf: I thought you were cheating on me with other Bae....
Red: Yeah,now go away loser.
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Leaf I'm going to your house okay.and Fuck off Red
213 likes and 2 dislikes.
Leaf: K
(A few hours later)
Leaf Changed her status to Single but I have bae as a side note
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Leaf...will you take me to be your Bae for forever in marriage
Ash ketchum: I call being Best man.
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Nows not the time Ash,but yeah you woulda been best man anyways.
Leaf: I'll go out with you but not marry you yet.Its going to fast.
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Okay.
Leaf: Guys I HAVE A BOYFRIEND LALALALA
May: So.... Uh can we go to the buffet in Sunnyshore Town.
Leaf: Yeah
May: yeah ur so awesome,and congrats Gary,just don't screw this up.
Gary Motherfucking Oak: I don't plan on it,Sonehere to on our first date then.
Leaf: Uh... surprise me.
Gary Motherfucking Oak: K then....PICHU CHEESES WHERE A KID CAN BE A KID.
Leaf:...
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Deal with it.
Leaf: well that still surprised me but how about we go to a better one like Incredible Wigglytuff's.
Gary Motherfucking Oak: Fine....
*everyone logged off *
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
