Me: hello readers and happy thanksgiving today!
Ash: let's get fat....
Gary: yes I like fat...
May: I made a turkey
Gary and Ash: OOHHH -hunters eyes-
May: no
Gary and Ash: -cries-
Drew: I did make cookies with May yesterday though if you want some
Cookie 1: Sup Bruh
Cookie 2: Pass the weed
Cookie 3: Bacon is life
Cookie 4: Math is a living hell
Cookie 5: Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Ash: cool
Gary: I know right -eats them-
Ash: -eats them-
Cookies: NOOOO -Dies-
Ash: those were some cool cookies, get it
Gary: yeah but it's so funny I forgot to laugh
Ash: Dang it... Well let's get fat
Gary: yeah... the foods ready
May: WHOOP WHOOP
Everyone: -gets fat-
Dawn: my stomach....it hurts
Misty: I shouldn't have eaten this, now I'm tired
Ash,Gary,May,& Drew: -unconscious with a pile of food around them-
Paul: Totally worth all the pain
Leaf: I'm not really felling it now -vomits- ( anybody get it... You know, from Shulk,Ssbb4 trailer,meme...)
Me: well because everyone is either now fat,tired,sick,and sleeping, I guess I'll have to say it for them. Have a Happy Thanksgiving and don't forget the stretchy pants.
Paul: Yeah... -vomits and becomes unconscious in the bathroom-
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
