Gary: Okay so I have to pick up my annoying as hell cousin Mami today.
This sucks.
Ash: we'll pray for you. well I will.
Gary: thanks Ash that's actually really cool of you.
(2 Hours later)
Gary: HURRY UP TURD FACE
Mami: Shut up Dick wad
Gary: Bitch say that to my face
Mami: why should I ? retard
Gary: I'm older and superior to you
now get in the god dam car so I can get this over with
Mami: okay finee... someone's on his man period like seriously god.
Gary: you say something
Mami: Manwhore
Gary: Shit head
Mami: Dick Butt
Gary: Weed smoker
Mami: Pot Head
Gary: Bitch face
Mami: -something really dirty that I can't say because it's so dirty-
Gary: Wow I'm honored but I don't do that anymore, I have Bae
Mami: you have a bae, how much did you have to pay this "Bae"
Gary: you did not just say that about Bae
Mami: what if I did -sticks tongue out-
Gary: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU ARRRUUUGGHHH -raging-
(At Ashs house miles away)
Ash: I have a feeling that Gary just raged
Paul: me too...
Ash: meh
(Back at Gary's car)
Gary: I FUCKING HATE YOU
Mami: I FUCKING HATE YOU MORE
Gary: WHY AM I EVEN BOTHERING TO PICK YOU UP
Mami: BECAUSE YOU WERE FORCED TO, GOD WHERES DAISY, WHY COULDNT SHE PICK ME UP INSTEAD.
Gary: THATS A GOOD QUESTION
Mami: I WOULD RATHER BE WITH HER THEN AN UGLY PERSON LIKE YOU
Gary: TAKE THAT BACK
(Then the rest of the time the two of them were having another fight and when they got there Gary took a nap and a lot of painkillers)
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
