Ash: hey Gary guess what, we're finally men.
Gary: so?!?
Ash: WE GET TO HAVE MUSTACHES AND TATTOS BECAUSE WE'RE MEN!
Gary:Oh, WE CAN BUY OUR OWN SHOES, GET OUR OWN FOOD AND
OUR OWN FRIDGE.
Ash: WE CAN HAVE OUR OWN KIDS, EVEN THOUGH WE ARENT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO GET LADIES PREGNANT AND START A FAMILY,
Ash and Gary: BUT WE KNOW WHOO WE'D START ONE WITH!!!
Gary: GET OUR OWN CLOTHES, OWN HAIRCUTS AND MONEY.
Ash: but we can't do anything right?
Gary: oh yeah well we did burn that Mc Donald's down, messed up the frosty machine at Wendy's and other places.
Dawn: DAMMIT WHERES MY FUCKIN FRAPPACINO, AND WHY ARE THEY SCARED.
Misty: Aren't you a little to crazy for Starbucks
May: She's hopeless, there's no use in trying to stop her.
Leaf: yep... I've tried
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
