(Pretend this is September 8, aka the date that the first episode of the anime aired in North America, where your author lives!)
Misty: hey remember when we met.
Ash: no
Misty: you reckt my bike m8
May: same
Dawn: yup
Misty: you see though ash, I actually need a bike because of that one time you also reckt my car.
Ash: ...and?
Misty: the economy ain't cheap, and you promised, it's been like what 15 years? And I still haven't gotten my bike yet.
Ash: OH! that thing... You see, this economy ain't cheap either for me, and being a Pokemon trainer don't give you that much to work with if you know what I'm saying.
Misty: that your getting me a bike right here right now, awesome lets go!
Ash: OH GOD NO!
Gary: today we say goodbye to a young boy who ha last his manhood. Whatever that is... -remembers he wasted years watching sailor moon, Pretty Cure, slowly and also losing his manhood as well- shit fuck.
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
