May: Hey I got a new Dog, her name is Sweetie (Dog= Eevee)
Ash: Aww she's cute
Sweetie: -snarls and bites Ash's Hand-
Ash: MOTHERFUCKER -winces and then cries like a baby-
( a few minutes later )
Ash: -in fetal position-
May: Such a wimp. so whos a Good Girl?
Sweetie: -barking-
May: that's right you are
Sweetie: -happy sweetie noises-
Paul: what happened to Ash?
May: my new Dog bit him, he's being a wimp about it.
Paul: this is going on the internet
May: Totally
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words