Gary: hey, 12 minutes ago I ordered pizza,wheres my pizza god damn it.
-doorbell ring-
Gary: OMG I CANT EVEN -does little happy dance-
Ash: PRAISE THE LORD
Drew: HALLELUJAH -throws his arms up like he don't care-
May: sweet my Chinese food got here.
Gary: you've got to be kidding me...
- sits in corner with Ash and Drew all sad and gloomy.-
Brock: God damnit me pizza ain't here
-throws table up-
(an hour later)
Gary: pizza still hasn't showed up yet....
-throws table up and cries-
Ash and Drew: -start tearing up then cry-
-doorbell rings-
Gary: HOLY MOTHERFUCK ITS THE PIZZA GUYS.
-jumps through couches and off of ash's head-
Drew: HALLELUJAH -raises arms-
Ash: HALLELUJAH -raises arms and cheers-
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words