Pikachu: what the heck...
Ash: Pikachu come here!
Misty: no come to me!
Pikachu: seriously what the fuck is happening
Ash: Pikachu come here!
Misty: no come here -pulls out some ketchup packets out of her bra-
Ash: ignore her, come to me -pulls out mustard from his shirt-
Pikachu: seriously guys are you fu- OOH KETCHUP! Eww mustard. -walks to Misty-
Ash: really...FUCK YOU PIKACHU
Pikachu: Batch -zaps Ash, then puts on shades-
Misty: Yay!!! Pikachu it's cosplay time
Pikachu: FUCK NO -zaps Misty then flips the bird and leaves- You guys saw nothing...
Dawn,Leaf,Paul,Drew,May, and Gary: -all nervously shaking their heads-
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Pokemon Facebook
HumorWhat if the Pokemon Trainers could chat with eachother on face book. Well it's more of a random life type story now so... Mature for jokes of theft, and many bad words
