Leigh-Anne was just having the time of her life, really.
She's seen enough stupid shit that Jade and Perrie had done but god, nothing can top this.
And honestly, she should feel really, really bad for them but this is revenge for them. She's had enough of their bullshit, they deserve this.
You might be lost, and frankly, so are the two, but let Leigh bring you back to two days ago....
Leigh-Anne had finally decided to plan out both an engagement party and a baby shower on the same day. Andre was on board, her family was on board and most especially, her two best friends were on board.
It brings her joy, you know? Because she didn't have to make it a huge party, it's just her, her family, her fiance's family and her closest friends.
Jade and Perrie's family are invited too, they are, in fact, family as well.
And it's not like she's done it on purpose but when she accidentally joked to one of her aunts that her two bandmates had a secret wedding the past month, she didn't think that she would take it seriously!
And she certainly didn't expect the rest of her family, especially the ones who barely knew Jade and Perrie, to believe her!
"So, what you're trying to tell us is that you said that I'm married to her, your family somehow believed you and now we have to go around pretending that we're happily in a relationship together?" Jade recounts, narrowing her eyes and certainly not expecting this to be the first words for Leigh-Anne to tell them once they arrived, the woman smiles, nodding her head, "Basically, yeah."
"You want us dead." Perrie mutters, clearing her throat and faking a smile to one of the kids that just passed by, hoping that he doesn't think that she and the girls were fighting, she then glares at Leigh-Anne again, "What will our families say?"
She smirks, crossing her arms and waving to Norma and Debbie, who were both having a conversation with her own mother, "I gave them a heads up, they agreed that it was funny and told me to go with it."
Of course Leigh-Anne would pull something like this. She's insane!
"I'm not doing it, sorry." Jade mumbles, refusing to be a part of this with Perrie nodding her head, agreeing, their pregnant bandmate pouts, cradling her bump, "What? Not even... for us?"
Okay, she should feel bad for like, using her baby to guilt the two but it was funny. And what Leigh wants, what Leigh gets!
"Stop that!" Perrie exclaims, shielding her eyes as Jade chuckles, finding this whole scenario absurd, "Just tell people you're married, you already act like you are!"
"No we don't!" Jade defends, finally speaking up as Perrie stares at her, eyes narrowed and confused, the older girl scoffs, "Uh, yeah you do. Do you want me to do a list of how you two act like a married couple?"
Mumbling and just wanting to hear how they act married, Jade nods, "Yes."
"Okay. First of all, when it's just the two of you, you act like everyone else isn't there. You literally look at each other with heart eyes." She points out, Perrie moves her head, "That's debatable. Next."
"There's just... something about you two? Okay? You look at each other and boom, suddenly you're married." Leigh explains, well, tells is more likely, it was just very unexplainable but them being married just made sense.
"We don't even have rings."
"You really think I wouldn't prepare for this day?" She smirks, dragging the two upstairs and inside her room, Jade gasps, "Don't fucking tell me—"
