These are EXTREMELY fun to do lol. Enjoy!
Tommy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Tubbo: Wasn't Nessa with you?
Nessa: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Tommy: What time is it?
Tubbo: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Tubbo: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Nessa: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Tubbo: It's 2 am
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Tommy: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Tubbo: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Nessa: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Tubbo: Good thinking.
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Tubbo, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Tommy: You did WHAT–
Nessa: William Snakepeare
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Wilbur: HELP! I TOLD NESSA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Tommy , pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Wilbur: You have to apologize to Tommy
Nessa: Fine.
Nessa: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Wilbur: We need a distraction.
Tommy: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Nessa, whispering: My time has come
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Philza: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Wilbur: Several traffic violations.
Tommy: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Tubbo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Nessa: Also, that's not our car.
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Techno: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Tommy will and will not eat.
Wilbur: Grass? Yes!
Techno: Moss? Yes!!
Wilbur: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Techno: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Wilbur: Worms? Sometimes!
Techno: Rocks? Usually nah.
Wilbur: Twigs? Usually!
Techno: Nessa's cooking? Inconclusive!
Tubbo: How did you... test this?
Techno: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Tubbo: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
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A Place To Call Home // MCYT x OC
FanfictionA young hybrid girl living by herself is found one day by the people who will become her best friends. Little did she know, this event would lead her to a life of war, revolution, democracy, family, and so much more. NEW CHAPTERS 1-2 TIMES A WEEK! B...
