^I saw this and started laughing so hard. Tbh I relate to Karl so much here^
Once all the citizens had gathered in the center square of L'Manburg, Wilbur stood on top of the Hto Dog Van and cleared his throat. "Hello, citizens of L'Manburg. Thank you all for coming. Some of you might already know why I've called you here. We are going to be having the first ever presidential election of L'Manburg!"
A murmur rippled through the crowd as Wilbur went on. "Since I kind of self-elected myself as the president after the war ended, we've never had a chance to be an actual democracy. I'm going to be running for president, with Tommy as my vice-presidential candidate and Nessa as my campaign manager. Would anyone else like to run?"
Inevitably, Quackity stepped out of the crowd. "I'm going to be running for president as well." Turning to the citizens, he asked "Does anyone here want to be my runningmate?" Fundy hesitantly stepped out of the crowd and raised his hand. "FUNDY, YOU SON OF A BITCH, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT-" Tommy began to yell. "Fundy, how could you?" cried Wilbur, sounding hurt. "We raised you!" shouted a shocked and angry Nessa. Fundy looked sheepish. "Sorry, Dad." he said to Wilbur.
Then something happened that surprised everyone. A voice was heard from on top of the walls surrounding L'Manburg. "I also volunteer to run with Quackity." Everyone looked up, and to their surprise, they saw none other than GeorgeNotFound standing atop the L'Manburg walls.
"You can't run, you son of a bitch!" shouted Tommy. "You fought on Dream's side of the war! Besides, you're not a citizen!" Quackity held up his hand to silence the raging teenager. "I'd like George to be my runningmate." The crowd gasped. George hopped down and joined Quackity in front of the Hto Dog Van.
Quackity looked up at Wilbur with a determined expression. "We're running as SWAG2020. So We Are Gamers." Wilbur leaned over to his little sister. "Nessa, you"re our campaign manager! Quick, think of a campaign name for us." Tail twitching, Nessa thought for a minute before finally speaking. "Well, we're POG2020. Politicians Of Gaming."
Wilbur looked out at the crowd. "Would anyone else like to run?" he asked. No one responded. "Well, the election will be open to new candidates for two weeks if anyone changes their minds. Meeting dismissed."
The crowd slowly dispersed until the only people left standing in the square were the two opposing parties. "We should have a presidential debate." said Quackity. "That way, everyone knows the opinions and beliefs of who they're voting for." Wilbur nodded. "Good idea. We can have it at the Sky Courthouse tomorrow." Quackity looked up to look Wilbur in the eyes. "I'll see you there." With that, he and George turned and walked away.
"So." said Nessa after a few moments of silence. "Just to get this straight, we're running for president against one of L'Manburg's sworn enemies and an American?" Wilbur and Tommy both nodded. "What the fuck has this country come to." Nessa muttered, shaking her head.
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A Place To Call Home // MCYT x OC
FanfictionA young hybrid girl living by herself is found one day by the people who will become her best friends. Little did she know, this event would lead her to a life of war, revolution, democracy, family, and so much more. NEW CHAPTERS 1-2 TIMES A WEEK! B...
