Reincarnated In A Prince's Body

Chapter 32: Laugh trip

Kei/Ace POV

Kanina pa ako nagtataka kay Ash, nakasimangot kasi siya habang hawak ang private part niya. Sometimes, he'll glance at my friend down there then looked at his' then he'll pout with a frustrated expression.

What the h*ck was his problem? What the hell?

"Hey, Ash, what's the problem?" I asked him while furrowing my eyebrows.

Ang itsura niya ay parang binagsakan ng langit at lupa. Parang ang dami niyang problema, parang pasan niya ang mundo.

"Hmp! Why life is so unfair?!" He said and looked down. I don't know if he's looking at something or what.

"Well, yes. Life is really unfair, little kid." I said and looked at him with a serious expression. Tumingin siya sa akin habang nakataas ang kilay na akala mo magkasing-edad lang kami.

I chuckled while looking at his expression. It's quite funny. Then, he pouted his lips.

"Yes, so unfair! You're big while mine? Tss! It is looks like a small worm!" He complained and pointed my friend and his little friend down there.

I rounded my eyes in shock. 'W-what the f*ck?'

"W-what are you talking about, kiddo?" I asked and forced myself to show a normal expression, I even bit my buccal mucosa just to prevent myself from laughing.

Gustong-gusto ko na tumawa, naiintindihan ko naman kahit papaano ang sinasabi niya. Ano lang kasi, ang bata niya pa pero pino-problema na niya ang pino-problema ng mga matatanda. At saka, normal lang sa bata na maliit ang ano, hindi pa nga siya tuli eh.

He arched his eyebrows and looked at me with his serious expression. He, then, rolled his eyes to me.

"Let it out, Dad. Tss." He said and crossed his arms.

The moment he said that, I burst out on laughing. Laugh trip! Haha!

"HAHAHA T*NG*NA!" I even cursed while laughing out load. Halos mamilipit na ako dahil sa katatawa, ang sakit sa t'yan, p*ta. Nakahiga na nga ako sa lapag habang hawak ang t'yan ay tumatawa, hindi ko maka-move on dahil pa-ulit-ulit sa isip ko yung sinasabi ni Ash.

"It looks like a small worm?" I teased and laugh again. He blushed and turned his back.

Ang cute naman ng batang ito haha! Sh*t, I'll bore this moment in my mind. I won't forget this and when this kid became an adult, I'll tease him again.

"Mabulunan ka sana sa sarili mong saliva, Dad. Tsk." He said angrily but I just laugh and ignore him.

" 'So unfair! You're big while mine? Tss! It is looks like a small worm!' Hahaha!" Panggagaya ko sa sinabi niya kanina.

Mas lalo siyang namula dahil sa sinabi ko. Tumigil na ako sa katatawa at pinigilan ito.

"Don't worry, Ash, when you became teen or adult, that worm will became big too." Sabi ko habang pilit na pinipigilan ang tawa ko. 'From being worm to butterfly--- pft hahaha! Ayaw ko na! Ayaw ko na hahaha! D*mn it, natatawa ako!'

His face lit up, he looked at me with a wide smile plastered on his face.

"Really? This small worm will became snake soon?" He asked, then I lost control again.

"Hahaha! F*ck, f*ck Hahaha!" Malakas talaga ang tawa ko, mabuti nga at sound proof ang dorm kung hindi rinig na ang tawa ko sa buong academy.

Small worm... Pft! Haha!

I cough and stop laughing, I pretended to be serious.

"Yes Ash, I won't lie. Keep on mast*rbating, that will become long and big." Sabi ko at ngumiti. I also flashed my white perfect teeth, na p'wede na ipag-advertise ng toothpaste.