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Fluffs and (literally almost animal abuse)

*Jin pov*

"Dada pweaseeeee" hoseok whined again, "Baby I would love to bring you to the playground but its raining baby...we couldn't" I said patting his head earning a gasp."Dadaaa.why not seok wuvs mr.rainy" he said pouting."Everybody loves mr.rainy seokie but you will catch a cold and appa wouldn't be very happy about that" I said."Dada and seokie secwet?" he whispered."No seokie I don't wanna get a fit from your appa" I said giggling.

"What is my husband and my son whispering to each other~?" I jerked up my head to namjoon who was holding Jungkook in his arms."Pa pwease seokie wan's to go pwaygwond pwease" hoseok said for which he narrowed his eyes."No seokie we can go...but after the rain stops" namjoon said for which hoseok started to throw a mini tantrum."Hoseok you're only wasting your time and energy...go and colour or play with yoonie" he said."N-ana Pa! SEOKIE WANS PWAYGROWND!" he yelled.

"Okay fine go but don't talk with me anymore seok, don't ever talk or come to me" namjoon said and turned his heels the other way.I glance at hoseok who was having an almost hysteria, "Seok shh okay okay enough...youre making your appa angry even more seok shh"i coaxed."D-dada appa angwy seok! S-seok sowwy seok don' wanna pwaygwond anymowe p-pwease appa talk w-wif seok pwease" he said to me."Ok go and apologize to your appa" I said for which he tugged the hem of my shirt, "D-dada come wif seokie pwease" he said looks like he wouldn't let me go without getting scolded by namjoon today.

"P-pa" he called namjoon who was feeding namjoon porridge, he didn't answer."Paa seok sowwy pwease" he said, namjoon still didn't answer."Dadaa! Pa angwy" hoseok said disheveling my shirt."B-baby s-seok sorry...talk w-with him...?" I stuttered, a dead glare was more than enough for me to shut my mouth immediately."Come" I said to hoseok and lift him up to the couch.

"D-dada p-pa angwy appa s-send hoseok bye b-bye?" he cried."No no baby appa is just angry you can maybe be a good boy after this so appa will talk to you hmm?" I asked for which he nodded.Our conversation was interrupted by the sudden fit of giggles.Taehyung ran to me and jumped on me causing me to let out a groan."DADA MIWSTER TIGER ! TATE IS MIWSTER TIGER RAWR RAWR!" he said for which I let out a fake scared reaction."Dada Minnie ish puppy!" jimin exclaimed."No no Minnie is moochi ice cweam !" hoseok said laughing.

"Then what is my yoonie?" I asked yoongi, "Yoonie ish a meow meow!" taehyung said giggling,"Nu-uh yoonie is rock!" he said smiling.Looks like I never had human children but a whole zoo in my house."Dada ish.MONKEY!" they said laughing loudly, and now I look like a monkey for them.Way to insult me."Nu no dada ish wike alpaca and appa ish wike koala and kookie ish bunny baby" they ended their conclusion."Then seok?" hoseok asked pointing at himself."Horsie seokie wooks wike hoarsie !" they said for which he pouted but neighed afterwards. "seokie cutest unicowrn." jimin giggled for which hoseok grinned.

"Come lets pway pway" they concluded and rushed upstairs along with a whiny kookie in yoongi's arms.I sighed and shook my head smiling.

*3rd pov*

"What happewn seok appa angwy?" yoongi asked hoseok."A-appa angwy cause seok bad boy...seok bewy sad" hoseok said pouting."Hyung! Hyung! Tate hash an idea! Appa no mowe angwy but kisses!" taehyung suggested for which all of their faces lit up at the same time."What tate?!" "WE WASH MONIE! APPA WILL BE BEWY HAPPY!"

"YESH! YESH YESH!"

*With namjin, namjoon pov*

I was washing the dishes when I felt a familiar hand wrap around my waist, "Jin" I said for which he hummed."Kids?" I asked."Playing...they called me a monkey then an alpaca should I be happy or sad?" he said for which I chuckled."And they called you as a koala, a cute one" he said for which I hummed and nodded.

He laid his head on my shoulder and basked while leaving butterfly kisses on my nape, "Let's bring seok to the playground after the rain stops" I suggested for which he hummed."What do you wanna make for dinner?" I asked."Mmm maybe bu-" we were cut mid sentence by the loud whimpering and whining from monie, we rushed upstairs and searched for monie.

"YAH! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!" I yelled when I saw monie in the washing machine and them pouring soap into it.Taehyung was pouring soup into the washing machine, he was standing on hoseok's shoulders and kookie was almost into the washing machine as well.They immediately stopped their actions when they heard my yelling and taehyung dropped the soap on the floor.I rushed to the washing machine and lift up the wet dripping shaking monie from it and reassured him by drying him with a towel.

"Oh god...these spawn of satans almost killed you" I breathed out and continued to dry monie."P-pa" yoongi stuttered."What do you think that you guys just did huh?" I asked angrily."P-pa we wan's appa tawlk wif s-seokie so we b-bath m-monie" he stuttered.

What made them think that throwing monie into the washing machine will be declared as bathing, I glance at seokjin who was paralysed in utter shock."Who's idea?"

"T-tate"

I freaking knew it.