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"Faster seokjin"

"I am trying babe"

"Harder seokjin!"

"I am trying babe its not working"

"You must've shoved it harder now pull it out faster"

"Its not working..."

"Atleast put it in harder"

"F-fuck"

"Your useless harder seokjin faster I am getting wet here!"

"I can see that baby b-but just wait a moment"

The tap broke, both of us accidently broke it and now the water flow isn't stopping..its drenching our shirt."Fuck! did it!" he exclaimed as he plugged a cloth into the tap's hole but the water was still leaking out a little. "That was dreading.." he sighed for which I hummed, "Call any plumber, gonna get dressed I am fucking wet" I cursed and stomped to my bedroom, him after me. We changed into a cleaner and dried clothes and dig in our lunch.

"Did you called a plumber?" I asked as I rose up from my seat. "No I can fix it" he muttered for which I shot him a glare. "No seokjin I am not allowing you to do so cause I don't wanna clean the whole house, so you better called an experienced plumber, for god's shake your a singer!" I said rolling my eyes, he rose up from his seat and slammed his hand on the table, don't worry I am used to his dramatic ass. "Are you are calling me untalented?! Are you are calling me worthless?!" he yelled, I pursed my lips from burst off laughing. "Okay seokjin-shi then go and fix it but I swear to god seokjin if you ruin the tap again I am killing you" I said sipping my orange juice. "And if I manage to fix it then! You are obeying me today!" he said daring me. "Oh and if you didn't means your becoming my lifelong personal slave seokjin" I said mocking.

"Did you just asked your husband to be your slave?" "Mmm! Lower your voice!" I growled, he immediately shut his mouth. "Now good, go and do what you said then we will think about it later" I challenged, he twisted his face and rushed upstairs with a 'watch me bitch' look on his face. I chuckled at his adamant self and decided to read a book, I laid on the sofa and started to read my book in silence until I heard a loud scream from upstairs. I dashed upstairs immediately.

"What the.." I sighed as I looked at the mess and seokjin on the ground grunting in pain as he held his toes. The toilet was starting to overflow with water, before this it wasn't flowing like this but now seokjin had broke the whole tap's body making it even more worst. "Open your shirt!" I yelled at him, he held his toes and shook his head as no. I forced and took his shirt in my hand and shove it on the empty water flowing hole successfully stopping it. "THATS MY NEW SHIRT!" he whined like a toddler causing me to suck my breath in harshly, I turned around and pulled him by his ear and stomped downstairs.

"YAH! IT HURTS! LEAVE ME! EOMMA HE IS TORTURING ME-" "Shut the fuck up and sit!" I growled for which he complied like an obedient puppy. I took the medical kit on my hands and haunch down to his toes. "L-let me strip out of my pants" he sniffled like a baby, "No need let me bandage it first" I muttered and bandaged his wounded pinkie toe causing him to his and wince a little. "There done, now you better fucking call a plumber! And seokjin you are sleeping on the couch and that's your punishment for breaking the tap fully making our expenses increase!" I muttered.

"B-but-" "No more buts do what I said and also you aren't allowed to touch me this whole week!" I snarled.

"NO CUUDLES?"

"No cuddles"

"NO KISSES?!"

"No seokjin no kisses!"

"NO LOVEY DOVEY!"

"No nothing you better shut before I shove something in your mouth!"

"Would love to~"

"I was talking about the screwdriver"

"N-no"

"Yes now open your mouth!"