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𝐉𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐯

"Shhh I don't like loud noises" I said darting into his agitated orbs. "B-but your a mafia" he stammered. "Indeed I am one and that's why I use silencer" I whispered and squeezed the trigger, I scrunched my face as his piercing wails and hollers alarmed my eardrum but soon his bloody body fell on the ground. "Jungkook please clean this mess" I said smiling and left the basement. I don't like loud noises nor ruckuses, I was collective and calm even when my profession is being the most fearful mafia yet I had those characteristics. I don't make fusses nor taunts, if I don't like it I will just squeeze the trigger of my silencer which I had aimed at the person's forehead.

I hummed to myself and swirled the keychain of keys in my hand as I walked towards my office, some velvety whistles left my puckered lips as well, I loved being calm. Its not like I love violence, in fact, I hated it but violence was my eye-opener of this life. I perhaps, loved my profession...do what you love and so I did, I became a mafia just like I wanted to be. Everybody's eyes had a petrified expression as they saw me but I just offered them a kind smile which they didn't return, in fear. Who would when your practically drenched in blood? Oh, myself I wouldn't so I need a warm bubble bath right now.

𝐉𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐯

"AHHH!" screamed as soon as I invaded into my house, "What now?" I asked scorning a little at him. "Y-you y-you-" he stammered pointing at my crimson substance, covered white shirt, "Its blood not nuclear waste duh, chill out man" I muttered and skipped to my house, leaving him baffled. I twisted my father's office's doorknob with a bright smile on my face. "Appa I killed em'" I said spinning around lightly, "Baby I just asked you to break their limbs joonie" he chuckled a little. "Ops sorry appa but pa I do a thing called I do what I want" I said spinning his empty office chair around and sat on it as I placed both of my legs on top of his desk.

"My sassy baby" he said chuckling, "Damn right appa" I said shooting a heart gun to him. "I really want to see the day when someone who can control invade into your life..." he whispered for which I frowned. "If I was born to be controlled then I would've came with a remote appa but I don't think so that eomma gave birth to one" I said rolling my eyes at him, he let out a titter at that. "I am not a meek, I might like dicks and I might be bottom but I wont change myself for anybody" I said for which he hummed softly. Ever since my mother abandoned me, my appa was my everything we became partners in crime in fact, so i was quite open with him, i could share anything with him, without being feared.

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Jin pov

I sighed and stuffed my dagger in between my sheath which was placed beside my torso, i just bathed and now i need to go for another mission. "Jungkook please ask our crew to be there in a few, It a building opponent might have a bigger crew" i muttered for which jungkook hummed, with that i left. 

Joon pov

"Joonie we need you at the xxx building, they had a heist on our dent and stole our weapons, can you can hel-" i shushed my appa by placing my index finger on his lips. "They should know that they shouldnt mess with joonie" i muttered, he chuckled. "Dont wear white shirt again" he chuckled, "No pa im in need of red shirt so gonna create myself" i muttered, he shook his head with a grin with that i left to the building to show the opponents that who are they really messing up with. 

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Jin pov

I maneuvered towards the building with my silencer inbetween my palms, hoping that my crew are already here, i need to invade into the building. I tackled the guy who was standing at the entrance and slapped my hands over his mouth and stabbed him using my dagger, geez now my hand is covered by the blood. With a sigh, i hasted into a building, for my bad luck the opponent had a bigger crew, and my crew wasn't there yet. 

I had to handle all of them as in one person, i wasn't easy going as well, i handled five at once by throwing fits and shooting them with my rifle but the last bullet spasmed through a guy's body leaving me only with my daggers. "Left alone~" a guy teased, i animosity that the most, we tackled on the ground, my fist met his jaw, and his met my abdomen, we were left with bloody scars, i panicked as i saw more men rushing towards them. All of them having riffles on their hand and mine had no bullets. 

I decided to back away, when i was about to rush away, i heard gun shots. I turned my head in lightening speed to see a...guy, an angel perhaps dealing all of them with riffles in both of his hands, "Come here handsome!" he yelled and shot a wink to me, i was left baffled but i did as he told anyways, he threw a riffle at my direction. 

I caught on it, gunshots filled the air, and i was amazed by the guy's fighting skills, he made men cry in pain just by his fists, but he had sassiness, overload in him and i found it extremely adorable. I didn't know that i had slipped into oblivion until the guy called me by, 

"HEY YOU BIG DICK GUY!" he yelled from afar, a chuckle slipped my lips at the refrence. "HELP ME HERE!" he yelled, he was dealing with daggers. I hasted to him and helped him by sliting throats, we both made good teamwork. "Bastards don't know who to mess up with" he growled kicking one of the men. "Thank you there handsome, your seokjin right? Where is your crew?" he asked wiping off his bloody daggers on one of the dead man's shirt. "They havent arrive yet" i sighed, he hummed. 

He was gorgeous, despite the dreading things he did, he looked gorgeous. "I think i just fell in love but i dont really care tho cause i dont chase behind dicks" he mumbled, i batted my eyelids at him, gosh the sassiness had me on peak. "I hate straight men, like seriously no joke" he mumbled again, i wanted to laugh it off so bad, i can already see our future together.

"Nice in falling in love with you, hope that we wont meet again, goodbye~" he slurred and turned his heels, i hasted towards him and pinned him to the wall. "Big dicks wont be straight men i knew it" he muttered with a chuckle. "Lets get married" he muttered, i batted my eyelids. "What? I love you already geez, i hate these shits but goddamit ever seen yourself in the mirrror? Fucking hot you are" he continued. 

"Lets make babies come" i muttered and hoisted him up in my arms, "Okay sure there big dick, but first bring me on a date" he chuckled.

I already knew that we are going to be the best, power couple. 

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"Seokjoon, come on you need to wear your diapers!" i yelled chasing after my one-year-old kid who was whining adamantly not wanting to wear his diapers. "Nowie dada, ish appa babie!" he snarled and hide behind namjoon. 

"He isnt wearing diapers" i let out a sigh, 

"If my seokjoon doesnt wants means he wouldn't so don't force him or else ill castrate you!" namjoon snarled.

"Yesh! Dada goewsh abay!"

"Yes seokjin your going to abay!" 

"Brats"

Oh gosh, i love them so much. My sassy babies.