I hath discovered the new hobby to entertain myself.
It is called ✨reading✨your✨comments✨Some are funny as.
Others are weird as.
Some are people starting sexuality and zodiac cults.
Then there was one group planning a foursome. And apparently I helped unite a couple (SmokeStackIsPan and idkwhatiamlol)New favourite pastime so thanks.
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Clay POV."What the hell are you 2 whispering about?"
We looked up to see both Mr Davidson and Mrs Davidson staring at us."Uhhhh-" we both began in unison before turning to look at eachother and whispering again.
"Do we tell them?" George asked, his eyes staying focused on his parents as he spoke.
"It's up to you I don't mind." I replied while shrugging my shoulders.George let out a small sigh and glanced at his parents before back at me. "Fine. We'll tell them."
"Not we'll... you'll tell them." I gave a slight smirk.
"Hey that's not fair!"Mr and Mrs Davidson were giving eachother curious looks, clearly wondering what we were whispering about.
"It is perfectly fair. You made me explain to them that we weren't dating so now you should be he one to explain we are dating."
"What! No!" The brunette raised his voice slightly in frustration before he realised and lowered it to a whisper again, "you're my bodyguard, you're supposed to protect me from stuff like this."
I rolled my eyes playfully, enjoying watching getting him annoyed, "my job is to protect you from people who try and hurt you, and be your pillow (but we don't talk about that here), neither of those include telling your parents we are dating because you are to much of a fucking pussy to do it yourself, sorry Georgie ."George rolled his eyes and grumbled something inaudible under his breath. "Fine. I hate you for this."
"Mmm. No you don't." I replied with a smirk.
He rolled his eyes again and turned back to his parents."Uhhhh, mum, dad, there is something I... we want to tell you." He took a minute to figure out what to say, looking across to me as he tried to make words come out of his mouth.
Eventually he let out a sigh and began talking, "Clay and I are-"
"Dating?" His father cut him off.
George meekly nodded indicating a yes.Suddenly Mrs Davidson jumped up from the table, "I knew it Richard! Now pay up!"
The husband sighed in dismay, "uhhhh-fine." He pulled his wallet out of his pocket and George and I both tilted our heads in confusion.
"Do one of you mind explaining what's going on?" George asked his parents, looking from one to the other with an eyebrow raised.
Mrs Davidson stifled a giggle and turned to her son, "you see Georgie. When you and Clay first met we took bets on whether you were going to end up as a couple or not, because there was obviously chemistry between you both. And thanks to you boys I just earned $5000 dollars."I let out a loud laugh and George's face flushed red in embarrassment and anger, "YOU TWO BET FIVE THOUSAND ON WHETHER I WAS GAY OR NOT!" he yelled in a fury as he glared at them both.
His father replied with an 'mhm' and I continued laughing causing the brunette to glare at me, "you aren't helping you useless pillow."
Another laugh came from me following his sentence and Mr Davidson looked over to his son with a chuckle, "so is Pillow a pet name or...""Have you two been on a date yet?" Mrs Davidson interrupted her husband with a curious look.
I sat up straighter and struggled to contain my laughter as spoke, "yeah, kinda. It was a movie date."
"Aw, that's sweet... although that's not very special or memorable for a first date, kind of unimpressive Clay I had more faith in you. Have you two kissed?" She continued.
"Yes we have."
I looked over to George as I spoke and his face was redder than a tomato.His father spoke up, "you two better not have had se-"
"Both of you stop. We haven't I swear stop overreacting." George said causing me to let out a loud wheeze.
"Ok good." His father continued, "but if you did who would be top?"
"Dad oh my God you're the fucking worst." George groaned in annoyance as his face turned red and he slammed his head against the table.It was honestly so funny to watch this family interact, there should be a tv show about this. I know I'd definitely watch it, (comment if you'd watch it too because I honestly fucking would -Author).
"I was just wondering." His dad said defensively.
"Clay come on, we're going." George said as he grabbed my hand. I stood up and followed him to the bedroom.
"Wear protection!" His father called after us which caused me to let out another laugh."They are so embarrassing." George mumbled and I just rolled my eyes at him, "I think they are great" I said as I wrapped an arm loosely around his shoulders.
"And thanks to you being embarrassed we missed out on dinner." I continued and the short brunette rolled his eyes as we headed into his room.
I collapsed on his bed and he went to the couch to put on a movie.He chose one and turned over to look at me, "are you coming over. I need something to cuddle while I watch the movie."
"Can't move. Too hungry." I replied as I stared blankly at the ceiling.You could practically hear George roll his eyes and I heard his footsteps approaching until he was standing over me and looking down on me. "Did you come over here to feed me?" I asked with a childish smile as I looked up at him.
"No. Get your lazy pillow ass up. If you are truly hungry you'd get something from the mini fridge. Now scooch over to the couch so I can cuddle."
"Fine."I stood up and walked over to the fridge to grab myself something to eat then headed over to the couch. The second I was sitting on the couch George wrapped his arms around me and leaned his head onto my chest. "Needy ass, pasty, British white boy." I said snarkily when his weight was resting on me.
"Annoying ass, tall, fat, lazy, useless pillow." He replied without moving his eyes to meet mine.I rolled my eyes and leaned down to plant a kiss on his forehead, "I love you Georgie."
He hummed in response, "I love me too."
"Is there anybody else you love?" I asked him."Of course. My parents..."
"That's understandable." I gave a small nod.
"...Darryl..."
"Anybody else?"
"...Zak..."
"Oh come on."
"And I love you too Clay."
"I know you do." We gave eachother another small kiss before turning our attention towards the movie.
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BodyGuard (DNF)
Fanfiction17 year old George had always had trouble with bullies, so his father decided to get him a BodyGuard. Who knows what will happen from there. Fanart is not mine This story include sexual references, swearing, smut, and angst.