Dave, known disaster bisexual, is in love with Marie. But Marie is dating Dean, the handsomest guy in town.
After being gifted a magical bracelet, Dave gains the ability to transform into a totally different person...Jade, a beautiful, alluring al...
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After some time, I accumulated my fair share of shopping bags. Given that I hadn't exactly been exercising much throughout quarantine, I decided it might be in my best interest to sit down and eat something. I eventually found a small coffee shop that had open seating for vaccinated people.
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After reading the menu, I decided to order some bubble tea, a luxury I had not enjoyed in a while. I sat down quietly and enjoyed a warm, sugary churro, occasionally dipping it in the cream that came with it.
Content with life, I let myself relax and leaned back a little.
Maybe, I can start making this a regular thing on my days off, I thought to myself. I can put on the jade bracelet, and the women's clothes that I bought today, and I can visit this mall every weekend just to walk around...
"Ugh, I told you, I can't control it. My bladder is like a water balloon with a hole pierced in it."
I immediately turned around.
"Do you want me to get you anything while you pee?"
A young man with light brown skin, brown curly hair and blue eyes pulled down his mask to ask his girlfriend, who I had already met and recognized immediately.
Fuck.
It's them.
"I don't know," Valentina frowned and shifted her weight from one foot to the other. "Can you get me a croissant?"
"Nothing to drink?" Leo asked.
"Hmm... okay, maybe a coconut latte," Valentina said.
Valentina and Leo were here, right across from me.
Scratch that. They could recognize me any time now.
I immediately sat up and tried to hide my phone with the shopping bag full of cheap jewelry and bath bombs and floral print clothing. Out of the corner of my eye, I watched Leo. He stood from a distance, reading the menu, and then suddenly turned over to look at me.
Fuck. He caught me staring at him.
How do I explain to him that I'm not a hoe, but his roommate?
