Dave, known disaster bisexual, is in love with Marie. But Marie is dating Dean, the handsomest guy in town.
After being gifted a magical bracelet, Dave gains the ability to transform into a totally different person...Jade, a beautiful, alluring al...
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"Hm, well that just sounds like the ingredients for a peppermint chai latte," Leo mused as he walked over, adding a new load of dirty dishware for me to wash. "That's not so bad."
"Yeah, except it wasn't a latte," I hissed, adding more soap to our communal Scrub Daddy. "It was an AMERICANO. Do you know what that is?"
"Uh...water instead of milk?"
"Correct," I hissed. "That man is a PSYCHOPATH. Ugh!" I groaned and started scrubbing harder.
"You don't have to scrub them that hard, we can just put them in the dishwasher-"
"This is an Asian household! We do NOT use the dishwasher."
Leo raised an eyebrow, amused.
"Well, if he keeps giving you a hard time, just let me know," he replied. "I think you can report someone for harassment if they follow you outside of your place of work."
"Will do," I grunted. "Anyways...so, what are you doing for Thanksgiving? Should I gas up? I can drive you guys around if you want-"
"Oh...yeah, actually we're going to my house for Thanksgiving."
I almost dropped my plate in the sink.
"Careful!" Leo exclaimed.
"I'm good, I'm good!" One of the spoons I had been rinsing off clattered to the floor.
"Wow... hey, man, take it easy. I mean, I guess you can come along if you want. It's just, we-"
"Yeah no! It's totally fine!" I said quickly, feeling my face grow even warmer with embarrassment. "Wouldn't want to get in your way, of course, I get it-"
Leo smirked. "Is someone getting jealous?"
"No, not at all!" I snapped back, picking up the spoon and walking away so he couldn't read my face. "Enjoy your holidays together!"
Truth be told, I had been getting used to their constant company. Walking into the living room to grab a midnight drink and seeing Valentina and Leo, passed out on the couch, watching TV. Waking up in the morning and feeling thankful we had an extra hand to help wash the dishes, only for Leo to insist that I finish them all by myself because god forbid his "princess" do any manual labor. Both of them waking up me in the morning by being as loud and annoying as possible. Bullying Leo together because he left the toilet seat up again and nearly led us to fall to our deaths when we went to pee in the middle of the night.
I looked away, trying to compose myself. "It's fine."
Leo raised an eyebrow. "Okay, if you're sure. Sorry, I just...I thought you already had plans of your own?"
"I do?" I frowned.
"Weren't you supposed to go out with Marie's boyfriend? Daniel?"
