You Know You're LOTR/TH Obsessed When

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1. You talk about nothing but LOTR/TH All the time.

2. You've read the books more than once.

3. You wish you had pointy ears, or had a long braided beard, or were 3 and a half feet tall.

4. You know the movie by heart.

5. Whenever there is a marathon but you can't watch it, you want to curl up in a ball and cry.

6. You want to go New Zealand.

7. You've watched all of the extended editions.

8. You secretly want Hobbit feet.

9. You know Middle Earth's history better than your own.

10. Your usernames are LOTR/TH related.

11. You're reading this.

12. You just can't keep yourself from saying "nobody tosses a Dwarf" at inappropriate moments.

13. You run into any sort of bird flock, and shout "Fly you fools!!"

14. You grow a beard when listening to "Misty Mountains (Cold)"

15. You continually ask for second breakfast.

16. You start quoting from the movies and books as part of regular conversation.

17. You hate it when Elves are only thought of as 'Santa's little helpers' and have tried to explain the difference between Santa Elves and Tolkien Elves to people.

18. You have a replica of The One Ring.

19. You know Elvish better then English.

20. A shadow and a threat is growing in your mind.