You Know You're LOTR/TH Obsessed When

13.

1. You downloaded every LOTR/TH font you could find onto your computer.

2. You won't date anyone unless they love LOTR/TH and have watched the movies AND read the books.

3. You have all the video games for every console and have beat each of them at least twice.

4. You have redecorated your room to look like Arwen's, and even hired a professional artist to paint the windows on the wall with the Rivendell landscape behind it.

5. When you see any of the actors, you don't go up and talk to them because they already have restraining orders against you.

6. Billy Boyd deserves a Grammy for the Last Goodbye.

7. You buy all of the LOTR/TH figurines then proceed to act out all of your favorite scenes.

8. You got lost in a mall because you were staring at TH poster and your mom got onto the elevator without you. Of course all this happened without you taking even the slightest notice. Nothing exists but the poster.

9. You get mad because I've forgotten to capitalize lord of the rings.

10. When you see a flock of black birds you shout. "Carbie from Dunland!" And hide in the bushes.

11. You notice the mistake in no. 10. It should be ''Crebain from Dunland.'' not ''Carbie from Dunland.".

12. You kept your ticket stubs from every LOTR/TH screening you went to.

13. You think up Elvish names to give your children.

14. You celebrate the LOTR/TH actors' birthdays.

15. You have all the LOTR figurines in mint condition, and you have decided to turn them into family heirlooms, to be passed down from generation to generation.

16. You celebrate the day that Sauron was defeated.

17. People are careful not to say anything that could get you started on LOTR/TH because you could even relate a toothpick to LOTR/TH.

18. You refuse to use roads because, Gandalf told you not to or The Nazgul will get you.

19. You insist that you're a Hobbit, even though you're 5'5. When no one believes you, you tell them that you drank Ent drought.

20. You've watched all of the documetaries, and know Tolkien's life by heart.