You Know You're LOTR/TH Obsessed When

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1. When you find yourself on Pinterest for hours on end looking at TH/LOTR pins.

2. When you start giving your friends dwarf names.

3. When you watch Pirates of the Caribbean and all you can say when Will Turner is on screen is "Where's Gimli?" and "Well. Someone's lost their bow and arrows.".

4. You call tall people, "the big people.".

5. Secretly you bring 3 lunchboxes to school for the afternoon tea.

6. When you take pictures of Hobbits off of Google Images and print them, then put them in heart-shaped frames to put on your desk.

7. When you write down all the dwarves' names over and over in any paper, just because you know them all.

8. When ever you're in any kind of forest or group of trees you start to think you're in mirkwood and you make sure you stick to the path and keep looking into the trees for giant spiders or dwarves.

9. When you put this phrase in your friends birthday card:
"You are the Frodo to my Samwise.".

10. When you and your friends are eating somewhere (in public) and you all start singing Blunt the Knives (while banging your knives and forks on the table).

11. When you would walk around proclaiming yourself as "King under the Mountain.".

12. Have a huge crush on Aragorn.

13. Have a huge crush on Kíli.

14. Have a huge crush on Faramir.

15. Have a huge crush on Legolas.

16. Have a huge crush on Fíli.

17. Legolas is better than Will Turner.

18. Get over Tauriel not being in the books it's been almost two years since DOS! Get a grip!

19. As a kid you wouldn't watch LOTR because Gollum would give you nightmares.

20. Some of you actually like Tauriel you see her as a missed opportunity.