You Know You're LOTR/TH Obsessed When

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1. You call elephants oliphaunts.

2. You know why words like Nippip and Odorf are special.

3. You've spent time figuring out words like the ones above.

4. You know what character you're most like from all the quizzes you've taken.

5. You've made a personality quiz yourself.

6. You've made a knowledge quiz yourself.

7. You can't stand when people write Aragon, Gimili, Galadrial, Legolos, Aowyn or Arwin.

8. You use examples from Tolkien to justify your political views.

9. You're annoyed when people with opposing political views use examples from Tolkien to justify their opinions.

10. You feel superior to all those lowly "Ringers" who really don't know half as much about Tolkien as you do.

11. You've spent time asking yourself whether "Ringer", "Ring-head", or "Tolkienite" is the best name for a LOTR/TH fandom.

12. You've written an obsession list like this.

13. You feel sorry for the elves that were tortured into Orcs and Uruk-Hai.

14. You look for dragons, treasure, and side doors into mountians whenever you are hiking.

15. When you hear someone say "precious" and you just have to do a Gollum impression, no matter how formal the occasion.

16. When you can't help but picture Benedict Cumberbatch with scales and amber eyes every time you see him.

17. You can't resist trying to answer a riddle.

18. You stare at your toes wishing they had more hair.

19. You realize that you're fluent in Elvish.

20. When you turn green with envy of those who are fluent in Elvish.