You Know You're LOTR/TH Obsessed When

14.

1. You host a funeral for every charecter that died including all the extras.

2. Whenever you hear Savages from Pocahontas you think of the dwarves and elves as the Pilgrims, Native Americans and Bilbo as Pocahontas.

3. You have nicknamed every character.

4. You use the abbreviations LOTR, FOTR, TTT, ROTK, TH, AUJ, DOS, and BOTFA frequently.

5. You can play all six films in your head.

6. You always drink out of local streams, hoping to someday find the ent-draught.

7. You never throw rocks into ponds fearing you'd make the Watcher angry.

8. You wear a cloak when leaving the house.

9. You ask grocery store clerks what foods they carry that comes in pints.

10. You buy every food you can in pints.

11. You really want to live to be 111 and you're going to give Bilbo's speech on your b-day.

12. The only reason you speak English is because no one else can speak fluent elvish.

13. You have a picture of the Fellowship hanging in your room, underneath the individual shots of every character you could fit in. You kiss these items good morning every day.

14. The school counselors have given up on you.

15. You want to invite 144 people to your birthday party.

16. You've read The Silmarillion.

17. You've read Unfinished Tales.

18. You've read at least one book in the History of Middle-earth series.

19. You know the Ring poem by heart (Three Rings for the Elven-kings).

20. You know the Ring poem in Black Speech.