1. You can never take "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Scene serious anymore.
2. You rewatch all 6 movie trailers.
3. You use Justin Beiber's picture as a target practice.
4. You make a Legolas shrine.
5. You dump your boyfriend because he doesn't even compare to Legolas.
6. You're obsessed with Thranduil's eyebrows.
7. You've seen BOTFA more than once, and cried more.
8. You've seen Orlando Bloom, Lee Pace and Evangeline Lilly react to 'Happy Hobbits' Livestream Trailer.
9. You've seen Dirty Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug | Unnecessary Censorship.
10. You know the production videos by heart.
11. You've watched the LOTR blooper real.
12. You secretly ship Tauriel and Legolas
13. You wish Legolas got married.
14. You died inside when Thranduil told Legolas his mother loved him more than anything more than life.
15. Smaug is most badass dragon ever.
16. Whenever you see an elk, you think of Thranduil.
17. Thranduil's wardrobe is a menace.
18. If Kíli turned you down then you'd go for Fíli.
19. You feel sorry for Fíli when you realized Fíli had no one, when he died.
20. You sing Pippin's Song and it goes on for 20 verses.
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