You Know You're LOTR/TH Obsessed When

5.

1. You take every chance you can to say "My Precious".

2. You spend the majority of your weekends watching/reading TH/LOTR.

3. You watch AUJ and think about how hot Kíli looked.

4. You call your friends "Mellonin".

5. You read only TH/LOTR fanfiction on Wattpad.

6. If you ever woke up on your period you quote. "A red sun rises. Blood has been spilt this night".

7. You sing Misty Mountains (Cold) or I See Fire when doing your homework.

8. You're constantly searching for TH/LOTR stuff online.

9. You wish you were Alice and Middle Earth was your Wonderland.

10. You have a full collection of Tolkien's books.

11. You know J. R. R. Tolkien's full name.

12. You've read Unfinished Tales and The Silmarillion.

13. You want to buy a pony and name it Bill.

14. You want to buy a horse and name it Shadowfax.

15. You're more turned on by the LOTR/TH characters then Magic Mike.

16. You blame Tolkien for your high expectations of men.

17. You know how many different kinds of elves there are.

18. You know how many different kinds of elvish there are.

19. Whenever you hear someone curse, you gasp and say. "Black Language of Mordor."

20. You want a LOTR/TH themed wedding

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