You Know You're LOTR/TH Obsessed When

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1. You will forever be grateful for PJ casting Martin Freeman as Bilbo.

2. You think that when Legolas met Bard he was thinking. "Oh you killed Smaug, I'm still the better archer, bitch.".

3. You want to kick Alfrid in the balls.

4. Alfrid is TH's Gríma Wormtongue.

5. You not only came name all of dwarves but can name then alphabetical order, and reverse alphabetical order.

6. If someone says "good morning." You question them like Gandalf.

7. You've made your hair into birds nests.

8. You always count on the eagles to save you.

9. You say at least one of these nicknames for the dwarves;
Gimli Sr. (Glóin)
Badass Santa (Balin)
The Bouncer (Dwalin)
Dumbledwarf (Óin)
Axewound (Bifur)
James Nesbitt Dwarf (Bofur)
Obelix (Bombur)
Wierdly Pretty Dwarf (Kíli)
Dwarf You'd Settle For If Pretty Dwarf Turned You Down (Fíli)
Inspector Frost (Dori)
Rodney Trotter (Ori)
Starfish Head (Nori)
Prince Princey McBroodypants (Thorin)

10. The dwarves in Rivendell is hilarious to you.

11. You're glad that AUJ went in depth about Rivendell.

12. You wanted be a dwarf since they sang Misty Mountains (Cold).

13. You realize that it only took a song to convince Bilbo to join the dwarves.

14. You wished Thranduil would've hugged Legolas before he left him. That's your son, other than the necklace he's the last thing you have of your wife.

15. I just hit you right in the feels.

16. Thranduil could use some loving.

17. You wish Gimli was that crazy uncle you love seeing.

18. You wish there was more of Smaug.

19. You promised you wouldn't cry the first time seeing BOTFA but that music with Bard and Bain just hit you right in the feels.

20. For some weird reason you want suspenders like Bilbo.