You Know You're LOTR/TH Obsessed When

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1. You think it is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing.

2. The only map you can read is the one of Middle Earth.

3. You try to walk on top of snow like Elves do.

4. You are able to reenact the movies in character.

5. You get upset when you couldn't enjoy seeing The Lord of The Rings in the movie theaters.

6. You insist on using LOTR/TH names in scrabble.

7. You are angered when someone mispronounces names.

8. Your favorite store is Hot Topic because of the Legolas items for sale there.

9. Your background on the computer, phone or tablet is LOTR/TH related.

10. You want a Silmarillion movie.

11. You hate/love Tauriel.

12. In gym class or when working you quote. "I'm wasted on cross-country! We Dwarves are natural sprinters, very dangerous over short distances." Or. "Keep breathing. That's the key. Breathe."

13. You wanted to finish the Hobbit trilogy but you don't want to finish it.

14. Whenever you see potatoes, you say. "PO-TAY-TOES!"

15. You know "Lord of the Rings in 99 Seconds" by heart.

16. When ask if The Hobbit is the fourth Lord of the Rings. "I'm surrounded by idiots."

17. You buy everything you see that has to do with Legolas.

18. You kiss every picture of Legolas goodnight before bed.

19. You memorized every line from the movie that Legolas said.

20. You've read most every single fanfiction