You Know You're LOTR/TH Obsessed When

6.

1. You know Aragorn and Arwen are the best love story.

2. You have LOTR/TH related dreams.

3. You think about how brave Boromir was and it always brings tears to your eyes.

4. When you watch LOTR/TH movies you say the lines before the actors say it.

5. You feel sorry for Boromir and Faramir for having an awful father.

6. You fangirl over Haldir and you don't know why.

7. When someone tries to walk past you, you block their way and say. "You shall not pass!"

8. You have a LOTR/TH related ringtone.

9. You want to sing like Bofur.

10. You eat like Bombur.

11. You braid your hair in an elven style.

12. You curl your hair in a Hobbit style.

13. You ship at least one of these bromances; Legolas/Gimli, Thorin/Bilbo, Aragorn/Legolas, Aragorn/Haldir, Frodo/Sam, Fíli/Kíli.

14. You hate that Hobbits are underrated.

15. You wish boys were more like the men in LOTR/TH.

16. At least five of these quotes are you're favorite;

"They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!"
"You shall not pass!" "What about second breakfast?"
"One does not simply walk into Mordor."
"Let's hunt some Orc."
"If you want him come and claim him!"
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
"I am no man!"
"Fly you fools!"
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."
"Nobody tosses a dwarf."
"My Precious."
"Gollum, Gollum!"
"A diversion."
"You look terrible."
"I feel something. A slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me."
"PO-TAY-TOES!"
"I belong with my brother."
"You must be, Mr. Boggins."
"I am fire. I am death."

17. You hate Éowyn for liking Aragorn.

18. But then you remember how selfless and noble she is and how she supported Merry, then all the hate leave your mind.

19. You catch butterflies and hope the eagles will come.

20. You wish Gandalf's fireworks were real. (Would be the greatest Fourth of July.)