You Know You're LOTR/TH Obsessed When

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1. You want a boyfriend/girlfriend that is obsessed with LOTR/TH as much as you.

2. You wish that Middle-Earth was another dimension.

3. You've seen The Hobbit movies in theaters more than once.

4. Whenever you hear Pippin's song you sing it with him.

5. Wishing you had Billy Boyd's amazing voice.

6. You can't find your things and immediately start hissing, "What has I got in my pocketessess?"

7. You can name all thirteen dwarfs.

8. You check your door every day to see if there is a symbol carved in it.

9. When your door bell rings or someone knocks on your door your hoping its either Gandalf or the dwarfs.

10. You dream of living in The Shire.

11. You find a way to relate everything people say to something in LOTR/TH.

12. When you see someone with a long gray/white beard, you say "hi Gandalf!"

13. You take an extra pocket handkerchief everywhere in case you go on an unexpected journey.

14. You put on a ring and are disappointed when you don't disappear.

15. When someone mis-quotes something out of The Hobbit and you correct them.

16. When you take a long walk and get lost you hope Gandalf will show up and guide you on your way.

17. When you go in the woods and find a hole you get disappointed when a Hobbit isn't in it.

18. You start singing Bilbo's walking song when you go out the door.

19. You are proud to be small so you can call yourself a Hobbit or Dwarf.

20. You can't get your own home and decorate it like a Hobbit hole, not a damp, dark hole, but a warm and comfortable one.