You Know You're LOTR/TH Obsessed When

9.

1. You want to learn how to blow smoke rings.

2. You no longer answer to your real name but a nickname from LOTR/TH.

3. People are careful not to say LOTR 1, LOTR 2, LOTR 3, LOTR 4, LOTR 5, and LOTR 6 around you, because you'll get angry.

4. When you see a word that looks like something from LOTR/TH you read it as that word.

5. You wish you had pointy ears, a long braided beard, and are 3 and a half feet tall.

6. You've seen every parody you can find and love them all.

7. You start using words like the dialog in LOTR/TH in your stories (if you write).

8. You ask people for the recipe for Lembas.

9. You live in a hole in your backyard.

10. You believe Bilbo lives in your backyard. (he does...)

11. You engraved The Ring's poem on a gold ring that you wear on a chain.

12. After messing up so many times on the engraving, you buy the ring off eBay.

13. Your life long goal is to throw it in a volcano.

14. You know more about the LOTR/TH cast than they do about themselves.

15. If you saw a LOTR/TH cast member walking down the street, you would tackle him/her, stuff him/her in a big bag, and then relocate him/her to your room.

16. You bought nine pets and have named them all after the Fellowship.

17. You've taught your pet parrot to speak elvish.

18. You've decided to go in costume at the first showings of the movies.

19. Have a tattoo of the leaf brooch.

20. Have a tattoo of the Evenstar.