1. You want elf ears.
2. You love elf ears.
3. You have all the LOTR/TH merchandise.
4. You act out scenes from LOTR/TH during the weekend while everyone is out waiting their life partying.
5. You can look at a photo from any part of the films and say the exact line from which it was taken.
6. You cried at the end of the LOTR/TH books (or at any part of the book at all).
7. Your door is arched, is decorated with dwarvish runes, and mirrors only star light and moonlight.
8. You personally thank the manager of the movie theater for bringing LOTR/TH to you.
9. You cry when you wake up every morning because you STILL don't have pointy ears.
10. You know all of Aragorn and Gandalf's many titles.
11. You shun the cafeteria ladies because they won't serve lembas.
12. Your room is completly covered in magazine articles, calender pictures and posters containing anything to do with LOTR/TH.
13. You have watched the AUJ over 100 times.
14. Your family actually hid the movie from you so you could not watch anymore.
15. You correct anyone if they get something confused between the books and the movies.
16. You have to explain what happened in more detail to someone, about something that happened in the movies or the books so they understand it better.
17. You will buy a magazine just because it has one picture of Orlando Bloom in it.
18. You complain because you can't get the items that only come out overseas that have to do with LOTR/TH.
19. You try to find every LOTR/TH website that exists and bookmark it.
20. You have blankets with a picture of one of the LOTR/TH characters on it along with pillows so that it matches your room.
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