You Know You're LOTR/TH Obsessed When

17.

1. You practice your British or Scottish accent so you can sound more Middle-earthian.

2. You buy blue contacts to look more Elvish.

3. You speak Sindarin fluently.

4. You speak Quenya fluently.

5. You've learned another Tolkien language, such as Dwarvish, Adûnaic, Black Speech, or Rohirric.

6. You've learned more than one of the above languages.

7. You want to get tattooed with the Elvish symbol for 9 so you can pretend you're part of the Fellowship.

8. You use photoshop to paste yourself into a LOTR/TH setting.

9. You spend some of your spare time captioning funny LOTR/TH pictures.

10. You're obsessed with Hillywoods: An Unexpected Parody and Lord of the Rings: Let It Go.

11. No one wants to play LOTR trivial pursuit with you because they know you'll win.

12. Everyone wants you on their team for LOTR trivial pursuit.

13. You want to start a petition to let The Silmarillion happen.

14. You spend a long time mentally refuting critics' complaints about LOTR/TH (Roger Ebert said the plot was silly?!? HOW DARE HE!!!).

15. You insist that Sam isn't short for Samuel: it's short for Samwise.

16. You find you make friends more easily with other Ringers.

17. You find it hard to make friends with people who aren't Ringers.

18. You find it nearly impossible to make friends with people who dislike LOTR/TH.

19. Around Halloween, you carve LOTR/TH designs into your pumpkin.

20. You cut out any article about LOTR/TH you can find.