You Know You're LOTR/TH Obsessed When

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1. You can name all of the actors/actresses and which character(s) they played.

2. You've read your copies of the LotR books so many times that they're falling apart.

3. You see words like "token" or "habit" and see "Tolkien" and "hobbit.".

4. You can play LOTR/TH songs on a musical instrument.

5. You own one or more LOTR posters.

6. You watched the Academy Awards at least once to see if TH would win anything.

7. You got pissed when TH didn't win.

8. Your going to write a strongly worded e-mail to the Academy.

9. You greet people with phrases such as "Mae govannen.".

10. Movies such as American Sniper have earned your eternal scorn because they stole Academy Awards from TH.

11. You've tried to make lembas.

12. You think that the name "Elijah" is becoming more popular and must be directly tied to Elijah Wood.

13. You walk around barefoot to look more like a hobbit.

14. You know who PJ is.

15. You look in the phone book to see if you can find people with names like E. Wood or D. Monaghan.

16. You bought the movies on DVD the day they came out.

17. You go nuts if anyone confuses Sauron with Saruman.

18. You hate how underrated/under-appreciated Faramir is.

19. You've considered writing to Google to tell them that if you can search for things in Hacker, Pig Latin, Elmer Fudd, Klingon, and Bork bork bork, you should be able to search for things in Elvish.

20. You ask people to ignore you when you're wearing your One Ring replica so you can pretend you're invisible.