1. You've attempted to make LOTR/TH accessories like the Evenstar yourself.
2. Your friends and family members are sick of your bugging them to read the books.
3. You're sick of having to ask your friends and family members if they've read the books yet.
4. You know why September 22nd is special.
5. People who compare Gollum to Jar-Jar Binks or Dobby in your presence should run for their lives.
6. Whenever someone starts talking about the actors/actresses, you immediately mentally rattle off about twenty facts about that actors/actresses.
7. You rattle off the facts out loud.
8. You've spent hours drooling over all the merchandise at the Noble Collection's web site.
9. You have 100+ LOTR/TH related photos on your computer.
10. You have 200+ LOTR/TH related photos.
11. 300+
12. 500+
13. 1000+
14. You sometimes sign your name as the wife/husband of a character/actor (Mrs. Greenleaf, anyone?)
15. You purposely spell words like color "colour" even if you're not British, because you want to sound more like Tolkien.
16. You're convinced J.K. Rowling plagiarized Tolkien.
17. You're convinced George Lucas plagiarized Tolkien.
18. You're suspicious of the book Eragon because the title sounds too much like Aragorn.
19. You know what J.R.R. stands for.
20. You know the names of Tolkien's wife and children.
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